"Et on finit par détester ceux qu'on a trop aimé."

super-star-destroyer:

whitehouse:

President Obama at his final White House Correspondents’ Dinner:

“Michelle hasn’t aged a day.  The only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me.

Here we are in 2009.

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Here we are a few years later.

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And this one is from two weeks ago.”

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Check out President Obama’s full remarks here.

I can’t believe this is an official post from the White House.

spork:
“ hoetrocity:
“ fuckyahumor:
“ eatthefuckinggun:
“ pleasestopbeingsad:
“  Street harassment is not a compliment.
”
Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.
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nicolethedopefiendqueen:

97gigi:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK

jimdoesntcarrey:
“ strippedtease:
“ thank u dad
” ”

lubricates:

chinesebbq:

Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god