President Obama at his final White House Correspondents’ Dinner:
“Michelle hasn’t aged a day. The only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me.
Here we are in 2009.
Here we are a few years later.
And this one is from two weeks ago.”
Check out President Obama’s full remarks here.
I can’t believe this is an official post from the White House.
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
OH YES IT’S BACK
Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god







